As you have all probably noticed, a new year has
begun. I promised myself last year that I was not going to fall prey to
the whole resolution crap because we all know those things fail. As
promised, I did not make any resolutions however I did decide that I seriously
cannot afford a stay at Betty Ford or the Biggest Loser Fat Camp (Ya, I know,
it’s not called that – probably Biggest Loser Wellness Retreat or something
fluffy like that) so it is probably time to stop the food/alcohol/fun train and
send my liver and fat ass a message that I am working with them, not against
them (there is the cost of a new wardrobe as well). So, with my liver and
a few other internal organs that are probably suffering, I have embarked on a
Liver/Kidney/Heart Refresh (or as I like to call it “Backfat is Ugly
Baby”). No, I am not on a freakish plan or some kinda fad diet. I
am just trying to give my poor old, ever increasing in size, body a break from
the crap I have been ingesting for so long. Apart from the withdrawal
symptoms and a daily headache things are freaking great. Bottom line:
don’t get yourself to the point of having to do a bloody clean out and you
should be good. Maybe.