I understand that the life and times of sarcasm have all but fallen off the map. I apologize to those of you who have sent me stories and are patiently waiting for me to "edit" and post your unbelievable circumstances . I've been busy. Ha, if you believe that lie then you be fooled bitches! Apart from being sucked into the train wreck I will call "Housewives Gate" I don't know what the hell happened. My only excuse is that I have been reading like a crazy fool and enjoying the company of friends and neighbours. Over the next couple of days I promise to post your stories. Really I do. (To be honest, sometimes I spend a great deal of time just changing the background of my blog to something that entertains me and then I find I have done nothing more with my time! Bit of a Formatting Junkie - yes that's me.)
Back to reality. I'm sure you are all wondering if I successfully evened out the "white bits". Umm, how about we just say that about 15 sessions in I was lying there chillin, listening to the music in the bright lights and I suddenly thought "What the hell am I doing?" If this sucker is not burning fat cells and I can't read in here then I am completely wasting my time. After all that time I don't even resemble a berry picker or a construction worker. Nada. I gave up. I got better shit to do.
You will all be proud to know that I have successfully refrained from emailing any mayors or city officials about any complaints and I have managed to, for the most part, keep my opinions to myself. Maturity - no?
In the meantime I have learned even more life lessons (just when is that shit going to stop?). One of the most important is that it is a good friend who is there by your side when times are rough, but a better friend who unselfishly recognizes that one needs help, without even asking. Its never the wrong time to be there for a friend. Never.
