Garden Neglect or a "Plant" growing contest? You decide.

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There really is two ways to look at the monstrosity pictured here.  First off, if you want to throw a positive spin on things this could be one of the most well grown, healthy weeds ever!  The other side of course is that yes, I have totally been neglecting my garden (this particular beauty grew in one of the spots I don't really like weeding.  I shall dub said weed "The Opportunist").  I will be researching on line if there is a weed growing contest (no.... not that kinda weed) and if I can find one I will most certainly let this baby grow to its full potential.  If not I suppose I will have to get some full body armour to get it out!  Sucker looks mean!