The most recent invention idea for the perfect world is….
wait for it….. the food patch! Seriously, I know what you are
thinking. I am not crazytalking with this one! If you can wear a
patch to stop smoking could we not wear a patch for eating high calorie bad
(read: delicious) food? I realize that smoking patches send in a
monitored does of nicotine therefore reducing cravings but the new Food Patch
(witty name pending – Fatty Fat Patch probably wouldn’t go over very well!)
would be tailored specifically to your food cravings. You could get a
fried food patch, chips/salty food patch, candy/sweet patch, cheese patch,
delicious thirst quenching beer patch…. You get it. I suppose there would
be a whole lotta science required and some subsequent testing needed after but
who would seriously not run to the pharmacy and buy a box of these as soon as
it hit the shelves?
I am pretty sure I will be a bajillionaire with this
one.
