Hockey Playoff Wardrobe Etiquette

So I mean this in the nicest way possible. Ladies, if you feel so inclined to wear a hockey jersey to support your local team, wonderful. I implore you to please, please look in the mirror first. Especially before you leave your house. If you don't have mirrors - just refrain. Don't freaking do it. Yes, you are great and all for offering up your unwavering loyalty to a group of men on skates but seriously, you know how there are outfits out there that only super tall skinny chicks can wear (think skinny jeans) and chicks who are so awesome they can wear the proverbial burlap sack. The hockey jersey is not one of those things. At all. It does not matter how hot you are or how hot you think you are, you look like a complete idiot in a jersey. Really, you do. I know its a double standard here as far as the men go but again I would have to point out that its not to often you see a hot guy wearing a hockey jersey. Do you know why that is? Its because Hot Guy gets all excited that his hockey team is in the playoffs and plans a great party with martinis and appys and all that stuff. Just before the game Hot Guy throws on his hockey jersey and ...... Wait for it........ Looks in the mirror. Yes he does. Guess what he does next? Hot Guy takes the jersey OFF. And so should you.