Freaking little tiny bites of goodness. They are the root of all November poundage. You ever just tried to eat one? Our intentions are so good. Look at these little tiny chocolate bars. Aren't they cute? They are so small there surely can only be 10 calories in each one. We buy a bag (or bags) with wonderful intentions of rewarding ourselves each day by having just one. I can't believe we speak the language of 'bullshit' even to ourselves! Seriously. Eat just one. Come on. You'll be lucky not to put back half the bag. Those midget chocolate bars are evil.
Next stop: Christmas cookies (and spirits - but I pretend those are calorie free! Need I remind you that life is short?)
