Spring Break

Really, why do they call it Spring Break?  I'm certainly not getting a break and I am sure millions of other parents out there are mocking the "break" idea.  So what if the money suckers are on a break from school because they need a rest from the measly six hours a day that they go there to socialize and eat their lunches.  I think this should be called "Good Luck Finding Daycare" or "Mom, I'm Bored" weeks off.  I would as well like just a teeny, tiny bit of time in a room alone with the Short Sighted Loser who decided that Spring Break needed to be two weeks now instead of one because it saves the school districts money!  Really Mr. Loser!  I'm going to guess you don't have kids or they have long since graduated and you have forgotten how much fun it is to have them home for two long, painful weeks!  We are now into this fun and wonderful "break" for three days and I am ready to run off and join the circus.  Someone please come up with Spring Break Boarding School for Bored Boys.  I will write my check now!