Follow me on Twitter??? WTF?

To begin with, I am the first person who trashed Twitter because I saw the steady decline of our youth becoming unable to form sentences into meaningful paragraphs.  And for this I blamed Twitter.  Guess what?  I went shopping today for a pair of new running pants (running? Yes, that story to follow) (and upon re-reading this I realized how seriously messed up it is to start talking about Twitter then go directly to shopping for running pants.  Who can't string a bunch of sentences together now!)  Back to the shopping: because I am getting tired of doing laundry every second day since I only really have two pair of decent pants to run in.  After trying on 7 pairs of running pants all the while trying to NOT look in the mirror I sat down and almost cried.  Stupid winter fat.  Then it occurred to me.  Maybe one of my friends would want to know this information on a timely basis so we can drown our sorrows in wine and cake.  (Or in my case wine and/or beer, cake and/or sandwiches.  LOVE sandwiches!)  Anyway, I thought it would be a super fun challenge for this old, fat gal to try and link up the little blue bird to my blog.  I did it!  Bite me all you young, grammatically challenged skinny people.