And Again?

Ok, seriously. I have not eaten any carbs or sugar now for 12 days and I am fine. Really. I have not tried to eat my purse or chewed on any office supplies at all. I swear. I have, however, put a large image of jelly beans on my blog to remind me how wonderful sugar is. This time, if you all don't see it (like the larger than life hamburger that once lived happily in the background) I just don't give a shit because I know I am not crazy and you people are messing with me. (Statler, sister, I know you can see them, I just know you can!) If the beans are in my imagination please forward all my mail to Riverview. The "special place" for special people. Oh ya, that's where I will be! Can I bring my blender?