1. You can’t hear a damn thing – oh wait, this could be also on the not so bad list– which is to short to annoy people with.
2. At any given moment you are nearly homicidal – just ask me one more time “whats wrong”.
3. Your head is in a fog so much its like an unwelcome out of body experience.
4. You lose the will to do your hair.
5. You always, always gain the “sick weight” back with the “I feel sooo much better” comfort foods you stuff in after you start to feel better.
6. You can’t “cancel” everything and spend four days in bed.
7. No matter how sick you are someone always seems to be way sicker and feel way worse than you (eh hem – men).
8. You know deep down the germ infested toothbrush had better go but you are too lazy to get a new one.
9. Your best impersonation of Rudolph the Snot Nosed Reindeer surfaces. (Is there a more sophisticated word for snot? How about Mucus or Human Slime?).
10. When your momma finds out you are sick she tells you to stay the hell away, she doesn’t need your ugly germs (she is still willing, however, to dispense the same advice year after year. Vitamin C? ugggg)
