I suppose I really don’t have that much to complain about with regard to my commute into work. Although it is only 40 minutes of sheer frustration, it beats the hour and a half I used to have commuting to the big city. Where the complaint lies is truly imbedded in the fact that I could probably pull off the 40 minute commute in 20 minutes or less if all the slow ass Sunday drivers will just get the hell outta the way! (Yes, here we go again with me changing the world!) New road rule people – if you are going to drive like a slug between the hours of 7 am and 10 am you MUST drive in the Geriatric Lane. The rest of us who just want to get to where we are going will be in the Mach Four Racing lane. You Geriatrics are NOT allowed in our lane. Ever. In our lane we are permitted to drive as fast as safely possible to get to our destination. Dump trucks, semi trucks, slow ass cab drivers, people putting on make up or shaving and all other people who do not know how to use the gas pedal need to stay in the slower lane and/or get the hell outta the way. Personally, I think this is a fantastic idea. Think about how much better the morning and afternoon commutes will be? Less time in the car, more time living. It's win, win. All those slow moving sloths will arrive to work in the morning without having had one person flip them the bird or frown at them as they attempt to pass. What better way to start a day? That and the rest of us just got 40 more minutes of doing what we want rather than sitting in our cars!
