I’m serious. For quite some time now I have been very unimpressed with the maturity and respect level of today’s teenagers. Now that summer is very, very over Sloth One and Sloth Two (once aptly named Huh? And What?) are teaching me all kind of lessons on what I have done wrong as a parent and I am in a perpetual state of frustration over their apparent lack of motivation and new found level of laziness. The obvious sense of entitlement that I have written about it is at an all time high. I have been known to say quite often that teenagers are dumb but now, in hindsight, I think they are really smart. Mostly because I would give up a kidney to live the life of lazy luxury that they have! Who wouldn’t want to barely work, pay no bills, stay up all night, sleep all day, never have to cook a meal or clean up anything and, when conscious, spend time with friends? That sounds like livin the dream to me! Paybacks a beeotch teenagers and your turn is coming!
