The Public Biffy

This is one topic I could go on and on about but I will spare you all the gory details and focus on just one (or three) aspect(s) (this time).  This particular protest has to do with the size they make damn public washrooms!  Seriously, I am fully aware that I ain't getting any smaller but come on!  Once you get in the squishy little stall how do you get the darn door shut?  I  know you have all been there - running to the ladies room get in the stall and practically had to stand on the bloody toilet to get the door closed!  Don't even get me started on where to put all the crap we drag in there with us.  Shelves people.  Give us shelves! (or more hooks - whatever).  Our fellow "man" must have designed these things because common sense would say have the door open OUT.  Not only would that make it easier for us, with purses and potential shopping bags, to get IN but it will also be a better indicator to us upon walking in that the stall is free and available for use!  Oh, and how about making the toilet paper come out in more than one small square at a time increments?  Would that be so hard?  Put a little WD40 on the paper rollers people.  Its called Washroom Customer Service.  Should be mandatory!