This could be the end....

Of me.....  Yup, signed up for my first ever spin class with one of my lax ladies.  We plan to spin before our money suckers game tonight.  I have, of course, spent at least the last thirty minutes obsessing about how yucky I will look (smell) during the entire game (fixed that persistent little ditty with plans for a "Mexican bath" - deodorant swiped on top of existing smell.  Should work.  I hope.)  Long story short - I have pre-booked an ambulance to stand by and will ask one of the other lax ladies to just keep the kid if I don't show up during or after the game.  I got this!  Or not.  Will report back tomorrow if I still resemble a functioning human.