The youngest lad and I had the misfortune of having to take the train into the big city not to long ago (We all know what train. Public transit. Super gross. Perhaps a slight phobia involved.) and during this trip we happened to notice a sign posted right inside the door. We both looked at each other and then proceeded to interpret the sign. I took a picture to share with you all. Here are some of our guesses: Man with cane, Hold the hell on to the bench in front of you, Sit the hell down, Man seating only (because the figure is quite obviously a man), Mime seating area only, Imaginary seating area and Bald guy seating. Honestly, the longer I stare at the picture the more confused I become. Is it really supposed to be seating for people who need assistance and use canes? Seriously, I live in this country, could you imagine someone who visits here from another land trying to figure this out? I understand that having to put words on any given sign presents problems because the sign then becomes seven feet long with all the mandatory languages but really? Do you want people using their own discretion when reading something that you have spent time, money and transit resources to put there? (On a small side bar here one must note that they are right now asking us for more money for transit. Why? So we can hire more qualified sign creators? So they can form a Sign Creation Committee that meets bi-weekly to discuss the importance of signs, the creation of said signs and sign placement? I don't think so.) Consider this the riddle of the day (or in my case riddle of the year because I will most likely not be posting another riddle for some time. Perhaps.)