Not so long ago I had one of the funniest things happened at work (ever so slightly funnier than a bomb scare? Oh yes. To me anyway.) My co-worker, as discrete as possible, pops her head around the faux wall that separates the two of us and whispers “Are you all right?” I am completely clued out. I have no idea why she would ask me this so hesitatingly so I respond “Yes, why do you ask?” She replies, “I just got a whiff of alcohol from my desk and um, it seems to be coming from your side.” My goodness – funniest thing ever. I had just spent about ten (figure of speech) minutes cleaning my computer keyboard with hand sanitizer (which I might add may or may not be a teeny bit ocd?). I explained what I was doing to my very skeptical looking work mate. Even pulled out all the hand sanitizer soaked paper towels from my garbage for evidence. Not sure she completely believed me but I left that day with a chuckle wondering if she "tossed" my desk to find the bottle of vodka or such before I had even gotten to my car. Ha. Not this time lady. (For the record I do not drink and drive - ever. However, if I ever amass a small fortune, I will hire a driver. In that case I may or may not come to work with a "thermos". Oh, and with that fortune I will buy some proper, non-smelly, desk and computer cleaner. Just because I can.)
