Oh What Have I Done?

Ever celebrate the wrong way?  Do stuff that you know you shouldn't just cause your happy?  Celebrate things like getting stuff done on your "to do list"? Finally finishing a huge project? Breathing?  Ya, it seems I need a "celebration filter". I sit here right now with celebration remorse - for the love of the bathing suit, summer shorts and tank tops I chose to celebrate finally vacuuming up the piles of cat hair I have been complaining about. With what? Teen burger. Ok, and fries. Maybe a few onion rings. If it makes any difference I had a diet root beer. Diet people. Less calories. Why oh why do I do this to myself.  I need food aversion therapy! A calorie intervention! Stupid, stupid burgers. Honestly, for the calories I just consumed I could have had at least 10 light beer (just guessing) and at least the beer would have given me that false sense of skinny.

Back to the diet drawing board. I will should resolve to celebrate success in a different manner. Like going for a long satisfying run. And if you believe that you have completely lost your mind. Napping? Now that's what i'm talking bout!