Well it seems I have misplaced my tournament rant notes. Not sure exactly where those went but here is the jist of what was coming:
A beautifully written letter to the tournament organizer thanking him for letting our merry band of misfits into his world class tournament as well as some special notes on how it appeared that some of the opposing players, who I might add were supposed to be no older than I believe 10, had full on beards and some reached heights of 5 and a half feet. (No worries, we did some knee cap damage so all was fair in lacrosse and war!).
A carefully crafted letter to the hotel we were staying in about the obvious discrimination between our parents and the other groups staying in the hotel. This one was kinda ugly so I was most likely not going to post anyway. I did however mention that the pictures of the pool on the hotel website were one of the biggest examples of false advertising I have ever seen and they might want to look at hiring real security, not mall cops!
All in all, the best part of the whole thing was chillin with the parents after the games!
Oh, and Coach - any time you are ready I have complied my top 100 reasons NOT to go on another road trip. I'm just sayin...