Stalker Alert

Really? I’m all for stalking people that you admire and stuff but honestly, I checked out MySpace the other day and it seems like a breeding ground for crazy people. Who in their right mind would want chemically imbalanced people sending them messages all the time? It’s like a stalkers toy store. I even have difficulty with the whole Facebook invasion of privacy even though you can block the crap out of it. Is nothing sacred anymore? Remember back in the day when your average stalker would have to hide in the bushes or peep through the blinds in the window? Now they just sit in their jammies, eating pizza, stalker surfing in their own living room! What of it? Wait – does Michael Buble have a MySpace account? Be right back…