Ever since my stint into the world of Psychology (in university, not the loony bin) I have always created new, earth shattering, informational studies that I would do if a) I had tons of money, b) I had tons of time to waste and c) I could care enough to see the study to the finish. (oh and d) if the study would get published, of course.) Throughout the years I have come up with some doozies. My current obsession is a demographic study of all those tree loving, pot smokin, obviously brilliant tent dwellers down in the core of our city. It's a simple, cost effective study really. Just a couple of questions:
1. How did you get this much time off of work to stay in a tent downtown?
2. You what? Don't work? Well then. Where do you get the money for your food and clothing (and ummm a lawyer)?
3. Welfare? Really.
If the answer to number 3 is in fact welfare then that means the rest of us non-tent dwellers are oh lets see - paying your lazy ass to be down there "making a difference"! OH goodness. How about you pack up your tents, clean up your mess and hustle your ass out of here or the gravy train we call free money that we work our asses off for (working for the "man" no less) is going to end.
4. Ever thought of getting a job?
Think this one will get published?
