March 30, 2018

The Patch

The most recent invention idea for the perfect world is…. wait for it….. the food patch!  Seriously, I know what you are thinking.  I am not crazytalking with this one!  If you can wear a patch to stop smoking could we not wear a patch for eating high calorie bad (read: delicious) food?  I realize that smoking patches send in a monitored does of nicotine therefore reducing cravings but the new Food Patch (witty name pending – Fatty Fat Patch probably wouldn’t go over very well!) would be tailored specifically to your food cravings.  You could get a fried food patch, chips/salty food patch, candy/sweet patch, cheese patch, delicious thirst quenching beer patch…. You get it.  I suppose there would be a whole lotta science required and some subsequent testing needed after but who would seriously not run to the pharmacy and buy a box of these as soon as it hit the shelves? 


I am pretty sure I will be a bajillionaire with this one.