Two painful, thought provoking words..........

Two words for what's going on right now:

WINTER FAT

Finally........

Well I have finally figured out, after all this time, what I want to do when I grow up.  I want to be a teenager.  Not because I have some burning desire to relive my youth and certainly not because I want to be young again…. No…… I want to be a teenager because the life they live in this day and age appears to be the amazing dream.  Oh, I know what you’re going to say: “those poor, intellectually stunted creatures, they have so many more things to worry about now than we did.  Like internet bullying and where the next party at. “  Really?  Get the eff OFF the internet and that problem is solved.  Actually put your head up when you are walking down the street and see the world around you….. I digress.  Again.  From my perspective this is what "the good life" seems to be.  They - work (sometimes, because hey you get to take time off whenever you want because you are going out late and cannot get out of bed for your shift the next day OR take a few days off to go away with your buddies because you have worked really hard and deserve a break), play video games (because that is what they call “social interaction” all the while not moving from their gaming chair for six, seven hours – even to pee), eat (one of my all time favrourite things to do, they however seem to never have to cook or clean for that matter), pay no bills (because I’m entitled to not pay bills right?), sleep till all hours of the day (and then get up and game – not get up go pee THEN game.  What the hell are these people genetically like camels?) and best of all NEVER, EVER do any cleaning type stuff (including picking up after themselves).  Doesn’t this sound like the dream?  Sleep, eat, game, party, work (sometimes).  Sleep, eat, game, party…….  I am going to replace “gaming” with “reading” because unless the “game” is Pacman or Plants vs Zombies, I am not wasting my time.  Is “responsibilitieless” a word?  If not, it is now.  I am going to be a responsibilitieless teenager.  (Now that I think about it if you remove the work portion they are practically retired and hey, are we all not dreaming about retirement some day?  Huh, maybe I am on to something here!)