Ebola, The New Flu and Bad Guys

For quite some time now I have been trying to justify why it is a really good idea never to leave the house (without the obvious addition of living in yoga pants of course).  If the news in the last couple of weeks has not backed me up, I don't know what will.  What with germs coming over to visit on airplanes and the expected nasty flu boring down on us why would we leave the comfort of our homes?  Of course, the normal amount of bad guys is worthy of a level eight lock down, now we have really, really bad guys to contend with!  Seriously people - work at home, order your groceries and get a bloody treadmill.  Now that I think of it I might just patent the "bullet proof everyday wear" line of clothing and run with it.  Or maybe invent a "mentally unstable, likely to lose it" detector that people would need to pass through in order to go to a public location.  Huh, inventor?  New job title.  Anyway, long story short - Don't go out.  It's scary out there.  Stay home, eat popcorn and drink wine and/or beer and/or spirits.  It just makes sense.