Workout insanity? Yes!

I have to admit that this whole Mudder Madness thing is all consuming to the point of closely resembling symptoms of psychosis (insane, psychopathic, lunatic, mad, disturbed.... you get the point).  I now have less than three months to attempt to lift my own body weight (which I am embarrassed to admit I still cannot do!) and get myself into shape in order to run/walk/obstacle 19 kilometers.  I as well need to do this all without looking like a very old, fat chick with incredibly bad hair amongst my "team" of 20 year olds who will no doubt be running ahead mocking and snickering about my lack of fitness.  Oh the stress.  To make matters worse when I Google Mudder these are some of the messages I am getting:

If that isn't encouraging enough there is also this:

Which I entirely anticipate happening!